I need to get a police record check to apply for a visa to teach in Korea. Can the one you print from the internet be used or do you have to have something more "official"? Does it need to be notarized before getting the apostille?
A successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. Within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where’s my Rolex!"
Four years ago, I got a criminal record for possession of a drug. I was young and stupid, and learned from my mistake. I want to visit a friend in Shanghai China, but on the VISA application form, there is question: "Do you have any criminal record in China or any other country? Yes or No.
How should I answer? If I answer no, do they actually do a criminal record check?